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Sabrina Online is a comic strip written by Eric Scwartz between 1996 and 2016. This site has archives of the complete run, including the Christmas specials, in both viewable and printable versions.
Find out more about the characters on the Cast & Crew pages
There are some Sabrina Online fan-drawn strips in the Fan Artwork pages.
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Strips from 1996 Computerfest Special
What's an Omega?
Worse odds than the lotto
Hindsight is 20:60
Backstory, Part I
Backstory, Part II
Xmas: I know the mistletoe's wrong
Strips from 1997 A quick trip to Miami later
She's kidding, folks.
Gratuitous Shower Scene
No, that is NOT Ms. Pac-Man.
Information is fear
Crappiest TV show I've ever seen
A Flurried MUCK
OK, so not ALL Internet chat is like this
Obviously Mr. Right's typing style
Gateway show then Gateway 2000 - Coincidence?
The title doesn't mean Sabrina's in every strip
Sexier than we've ever seen her before
The beauty of American Health Care
You've probably guessed by now.
Ban all Purses
IRC: Take Two
Fowl Terror Incarnate
Probably not a ringing endorsement
Duck and Cover
Exactly how does that door work?
Parental Discretion Advised
First known Warp jump by a wolf
Xmas: Hooray for Laser Prime
Strips from 1998 Not Quite Aftermath
Pavlov would be proud
One Chinchilla's Idea of Romance
Unintentionally Secret Admirer
Shattering the Dream
Computer Generated Text Galore
Almost as good as it looks
One surprise after another
Gratified on several fronts
Chat, MAME, life, the universe, and everything
Homage to See-CAD
A little close to home
It's so crazy, She just might work
The movable object
Now there's something you don't see everyday
When Optimal Attacks
You've always wondered
Iomega makes computers?
Yes Virginia, there is Quake for Amiga.
You call THIS an anniversary?
The Job Interview
Plot Development in Low Resolution
big, boxy, and big
Autobots and E-mail don't mix
Alone at lost
Road Trip, Part 1: Wolves are Large
Recycled narrator humor
Xmas: Wrong Collector
Strips from 1999 Road Trip Part 2: En Route Philosophy
Spam, e-mail, sausage, spam and spam
Road Trip Part 3: Carl and Carrie Squirrel
Road Trip Part 4: Not under my roof!
A few too many suits
Silly BlackRabbit, that trick's not for kids!
The initials do not read as F.L.A.
Monologue or dialogue?
The Mutual Deception Society
A very scary new beginning
Introducing the Anti-Sabrina
My kind of employer
Skunks can blush?
Week one: Monday
Week one: Tuesday
Week one: Wednesday
Week one: Thursday
Week one: Payday
Brushing of teeth to follow
Too close and too far
Introduction to one-handed typing
As the dust settles
Shame and euphemisms
A better actress than most
Shifting on the fly
Speaking with the inner child
You people didn't see this
Packing the car
Where many jokes died for the good of the story
One long wait in the registration line later
You know what they say about big hands
It's about damn time!
Count your blessings
Return of a legend
One more long-anticipated moment
Such a mounth on that girl!
Hostility on I-71
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
I knew we'd forgotten something
Memories of Night Court
View of destiniy
Motherhood means pain-killers
My only joke on the subject
Self and sensitivity
Xmas: Isn't he a motorcycle now?
Strips from 2000 Happy millenium, baby.
Seeing both sides of the conversation
OK, NOW it's my last joke
Too wiped out for revenge now
Should've given her Jetstorm
A long time coming
Saw that one coming up 5th Avenue
Possibly not until graduation
I call them Publicity and Marketing
Baby up to the bar
The little nipper
Up, out and away
... Said the spider to the fly
Backing down until cornered
Notice she didn't say 'if'?
A deviant to both sides
Is that the Clinton definition of sex?
The acid test
The fantasy sequence
The road to home
Touched a nerve?
The welcome back strip
Prelude to a date
Prelude to anxiety
Prelude to bad satire
Prelude to the next installment
Ointment, meet fly
Windows not me
Signs of a couple
The Cincinatti peace accord
Xmas 99 explained
No interruptions this time
No, not THAT Springfield
The freak flag flies
The obligatory Amiga strip
The trivial tribute to Tatsuya
Xmas: I believe in Santa Claus - and Columbus
Strips from 2001 Klassics of komedy
Disregard all other accounts
Darn near talked out of it
How about a roadmap and a GPS?
Esteem of thge self
Greetingd from the wild jungle skunks
Better than waking up next to Zig Zag
Guess who's coming to breakfast
Somehow the porn stars are always the first to know
Flattery will get you employees
AIM for your goals
When was Zig Zag a scout?
Where's Steve Irwin when you need him?
Twice the standard plot devices for your money
The character shuffle
Where's my five bucks?
Name that dress
Two tortures for the price of one
Promise or threat
Too many babysitters spoil the strip
No silicone was used in the making of this strip
Out of the mouths of babes
Works out to a little over forty strips a year.
Not too bad an offer
The punchline is street crime?
Skunk biology lesson
Little miss tactful
Fear showed up late today
The front side of Monday
The back side of Monday
A little give and take
No tickling required
Sometimes a Railspike is just a J-5
Xmas: Beware your boss this holiday season
Strips from 2002 Comic interruptus
Is this the preachy part?
What's with all the word balloons?
No, this is the CLASSY kind of porn
It has been a while
Don't try two jokes at once
Where do they get shoes?
An armada can't fight a puppy
What could a title add?
Reunited to reunite
Intro to the everyday
I thought we'd covered this
A diaper-bundle of joy
Welcome to Bizarro-world
He becomes Darth Vader in the next movie
The return of the 'eighties
Supreme MUNKY theatre
Romance and roommates
Fastest baby in the midwest
Toddlers have no respect for privacy
An armada of voyeurs
Invasion of the tots
Don't blame the writing!
Set for adventure
Field Trip - part zero
Field Trip - part one
Field Trip - part two
Field Trip - part three
Considering she works in an adult studio...
Field trip part 5 - Girl talk
Field trip part 6 - Group photo
Field trip part 7 - Nap time
Field trip finals
The toy everyone wants this season
From the Little Miss Tramp collection
Xmas: So sappy, you'll hunger for pancakes
Strips from 2003 Is it New Year's already?
If only Al Qaeda were this easy to deal with
The Nightbirds and the Bumblebees
I didn''t know she had call waiting
Dirty little secrets
Isn't it fun to discuss porn stars with your dad?
How much for the peep show?
Just a few words too many
Maybe I should have just done a crayon Sabrina
The government gets a cut of that
Unusually interesting junk mail
This isn't over
Back to our regularly scheduled story
The unstoppable force
Time to meet the family
He could just play with the packaging instead
Stresses and strains
The sound of silence
Can't cut and paste forever!
On the sidelines
On the frontlines
If only she was here to see this
Conflicts of interest
Bet you though I forgot about him
Wrapping up storylines makes Todd happy
What could possibly ruin such a fine evening?
A collect calling number ad goes wrong
Xmas: Alternate Santa
Strips from 2004 Anniversaries
Two skunks in a car
The car must've looked different at night
I have bad news, ... and bad news
Putting the 'I' in 'car'
The Moss Hoss
Counting holidays, it's more like 308
Negotiation among professionals
Not all that much later
The magic of memo recorders
Remember when we used to talk about computers?
The beast in the machine
I don't draw cars so well
Strip title coming in Sabrina Online 1.5
That girl's been hanging around Zig Zag too long
You'd think there was a wager involved
Payback's a Zig Zag
Roughly the same age as my car
Pegasos meets pornography
All files acquired leagally, I'm sure
From Galaga to Gauntlet to Gals Panic
I thought they shipped with it on the hard drive
Don't you hate it when she's right?
Yellow cars get no respect
Aren't they cute at that age?
So we're doing commercial parodies now?
Do we really need to conserve stones?
Xmas: Santa's molesting the elves again!
Strips from 2005 Victor Caroli
Time to make the donuts
The robot master
Not exactly Machiavelli
Next episode: A Visit From the Pool Boy
A meeting of minds
It's funny when it happens to others
Beware blunt plastic claws and teeth
Is this a trustworthy source?
Parents just don't understand
View from behind
Oh look, a desktop screen!
Subtle reminders from life
Must be something about that family
How'd you like to find that in your soup?
No prescription drugs involved
Computers turn on, right?
Why can't the obvious answer be the right one?
Ten dollars worth in tech support
A voice from the dark
Toy story too
The Beast Wars toys knew how to keep their mouths shut!
Closest you'll get to political humor from me
The U Pay Us store
Screensaver by Jim Sachs
Check your cards and boxes
Books, radio, TV, movies, video games, and more
Use your worktime wisely
Toy's eye view of the holidays
Xmas: Many happy returns
Strips from 2006 Family Squirrel
Self-examination with help
Let's try sincerity this time
Jinkies and Zoinks!
She's gonna have to buy those
Call it a sociological experiment if you like
Why yes, it is April first
I don't wanna grow up
Had't though about it until recently
A chromium blast of thunder
Brought to you by the alcohol industry
Taking the edge off
Which one of them is 'the waves'?
Perhaps it's a practice run
A brief introduction
I won't explain any acronyms
Sunglasses? What time is it?
The best part of waking up
Exactly what changing web hosts is like
All those baggy eyes in one strip
You must be this geeky to ride the ride
Look, handwritten typos!
Issues of trust and fatigue
Some celebrations are just too much
Internets, serious business
What's my motivation?
Brough to you by your phone company
Xmas: It's pronounced HAY-ull
Strips from 2007 Advance marketing
Godzilla meets Rodan
The wonderful world of genetics
And she can FLY!
What exactly do you mean by self help?
Different people want different things
Don't look into it or anything, but...
Right, and SPAM is meat in a can
Check one more family member off the list
Almost got away clean
Not quite in the dark
How a relationship works
Chicks dig the 'bee
Life imitates art imitates life
Movie night begins
Someone please think of the children!
Information is confusing
No talking in the theatre
Is this supposed to be a date?
Possible spoiler alert
Promises to keep, and miles of tape before I sleep
What are we, Hawaiians?
No wonder Thomas doesn't talk much
Flash back too
Some kind of video CD tape record
Keep that away from the kids! It's expensive!
OK, it isn't REALLY a pencil holder
Silly, impulsive movie toys
A little back-and-forth
...and STAY out!
Xmas: This Santa TAKES!
Strips from 2008 Not THAT Springfield
It's been a long road
Iron Chef Bachelor
First contact with a nemesis
Perhaps 'E' stands for 'elitist'
Too nice for one's own good
Klingons are jerks
Moguls in the making
Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode?
Things we didn't need to know
Charming dirty old man
Maybe mothers don't know everything
A zest for text
What's not to envy?
Animated aftershcool special
My dad can beat up your dad!
Some ice don't melt
Let's say 'parents' a few more times
Apartment of the misfit toys
Fourth wall! FOURTH WALL!
It wasn't a chicken. It was a BABY!
Who couldn't relate to that?
Thinky veiled too
Yeah, I'm sick of the campaign too
Decepticrats and Republicons
We believe the children are our future
The ladylike way to deal with frustration
Xmas: I got a new President for Christmas
Strips from 2009 Memes? ... in MY webcomic?
A sledgehammer to innocence
Shockwaves of the F-bomb
Long on terminology
ARRRHH, Thar be cleavage ahead!
Hip to be (a) square
When you think eye damage, think Sabrina.
De-corruption begets corruption
All those impressionists worked in porn too
Two gamers on a couch
You'll get whiplash like that!
Speed up, damn render!
They don't only work on boys
Two boobs talk about breasts
Lucky there's a man who - positively can do
What did you expect?
Here comes the wall of text!
Here's how a whole story could be bypassed
Dropping off and digging out
What unit of measurement is that?
How is that even supposed to work?
A swarm of Bumblebees
It only gets wierder from here
I told you so
Everyone loves Toy Story
Scale does not exist in toys
Sabrina will be back soon, I promise
Say what now?
I thought we wrapped this up already
Not on my watch!
Hey, something else!
Saw that one coming ... and that.
As normal as it gets
Off to a flying start
Better than it sounds
Xmas: Don't disturb the baby!
Strips from 2010 Om nom nom!
Fleeing the scene
All thanks to caller ID
Haven't you ever seen a stand-up comic?
Apparently you CAN get there from here
Earning that mature rating
Slightly less than thirty-one flavours
Some folks bore easily
Meanwhile, in the afterglow
Kinda like hostage negotiations
Maybe, maybe not
Now read the fire escape chart on the door
Continuing the fanservice
Two for flinching
Might have to backtrack a bit for this one
Derailing the train of thought
Once more unto the breach
Head of a one-person crew
So this is the new job
The tightest security
That's (not) what she said
If you teach a skunk to fish...
Welcome to the internet
The meme combo platter
The greate internet something theory
Chill out and has cheezburger
An idea so good others already thought of it
Zig Zag Online
It can only go downhill from here
A wall of text with bricks
It must be one hell of a career day
Imagine the camera view
In the middle of two conversations
Taking off to run a few errands
The strawman parade begins
Menage a what?
Needs more panels
Xmas: Less cost and molestation than airline travel
Strips from 2011 Beware the frustrated lynx
Like boot camp, except not
Back to what passes for reality
No girls on the internet
You get what you pay for
You mean this isn't India?
Is this a business or personal call?
Pony references - it's the law
This stuff happens at the office all the time
She always uses her whole ass
The student has become the other thing
People kept asking
Shifting on the fly
One man's retro is another's ... not retro
My shameless sense is tingling
Entice them with candy and video games
How about we call you Bruce?
Two thumbs pointed wherever
Morality as applied to warring machines
Am I that predictable?
Dead-end career choice
Gettin' all meta
Write what you know
It's like 1996 all over again
The spin of art
Adequately drawn kitties
I choose not to grasp subtlety today
Beware of overhanging vixens
Updating the punchlines
Xmas: Worlds within worlds
Strips from 2012 Makes more sense in the nineties
Totally different in all ways
Sheen's accountant loved the strip
A smirk you could hear
Needs one of those little Spock beards
I'm pretty sure it's really awesome
Maybe from TVTropes?
Let's see how long this takes
Losing yourself in your work
Darn that jargon!
I'm pretty sure she said 'ducks'.
Cut and paste your grudges
The long, distinguished, short career
Also available in space
The nend of the end
An honest relationship
How to burn bridges without really trying
A strip about nothing
Have you tried Facebook?
Well, their brains ARE plastic
Trotting out old stoock from the back room
In relative terms
Never meet your fan base
It's hard to tell them apart sometimes
And just two days from retirement, too
Could this be how it all ends?
Shame on you who believed the worst
Love in hell
Thank you Mr. Exposition
Angry squirrels is a less popular game
The Ultimate Cliffhanger
Xmas: Death takes a holiday
Strips from 2013 We now return to your regularly-scheduled strip
Dancing in the dark
Late to the party
The alley is THE place to be
Price of admission
Larger and smaller boxes
Cliffhangers atop cliffhangers
The April Fools' joke is it's the truth
Congress should take notes
So romantic you could puke
The fall of Cybertron
The unwitting freeloaders
A return to departure
Dumpster Cops: A Quinn-Martin production
'Gardening' should be in quotes
They need better soundproofing
Not your average family discussion
An eye-opening experience
No one is listening to this, right?
Because trials happen right away
Wanna see the scars?
Zig Zag's lawyer was just off-panel the entire time
You belong here
Zig Zag gets some time off
No, fee YOU!
They don't even scatter when the lights go on
Studio pillow talk
They said it was a two-bedroom in the ad
Please speak directly into the bolo tie
A little mishap with the catsup
Just kidding ... probably
How to settle
Xmas: Novelty bubble pipe
Strips from 2014 Fried
It IS an angry group, after all
Our new special friend
To be fair, one car IS a hatchback
We'll call him 'Babies McStrawman'
Looks a little like college
It's either overconfidence or low self-esteem
The rising word balloon tide
Beware geeks bearing gifts
We now return to our previously scheduled argument
Could be worse - Could be body pillows
Ceiling Cat's replacement
What that extended service plan gets you
A transcript from a call center in India
Sabrina Menzel, AKA Burrito Supreme
The slutty pose couch
You're not getting out that easily
The kind of strip written before seeing the movie
Minicon Saga: Chapter the first
No one's going to career day
It could segue to the birds and the bees talk
Not a euphemism for anything
Can't fault the logic
Love amongst the lipless
Dodging the issue
Count to ten after viewing the internet.
Pretend it's last month
Don't question it, just do it
Shifting without the clutch
Always trust a faceless bartender
A striped perspective
A slip of the lip could sink a 'ship
Pretty much 1999 to now
How to properly corrupt our youth
Truly honest job interviews are rare
Xmas: Sabrina wants more on-screen time next year
Strips from 2015 Passing the Timmy torch
Plots revolve on a knife point
Wolf outta nowhere
Spike seems more like a Galaxy Note guy
One baby step at a time
Little miss bossy pants
Our meritocracy works differently
Remember when phones were phones?
Let's open that can of worms
What an adorable little rage-ball
A laugh-a-minute riot
Not history... Zigstory
Just asking for a friend
The montage music is unusual
The punchline is tedium
Curious ideas about relationships
Devastating the conversation
Hypocrisy only looks bad when examined
It can only get dumber from here
Everyone finds out sooner or later
Must be National Snog your Shrink Day
Seems like fine criteria to me
Now THAT's a dramatic pause
It's as if the comic was in real time
Flash-forward 2: generational truths
Shovel some coal into the Commodore
Flash-Forward 4: Skunk body anomolies
Flash-forward 6: Respectable work
Flash-forward 7: Skunk Sisters
Flash-forward 8: Ugly Ziggy
Flash-forward 9: Porn Art Online
FF 10: Narcissism beta test
Flash-forward 11: Beware the cloud
Xmas: Postcards from 2030
Strips from 2016 FF 12: They're magically disgruntled
Flash-Forward Thirteen: Tabitha Two
Flash-Forward Fourteen: Ha-Haaa!... sad.
Flash-Forward Fifteen: Mutterances
FF 16: In the words of Hank Hill...
The inner black and white
It only took five months - what's your hurry?
No name change needed on that parody
Ever see 'Alien'?
Maybe it's just some bad shrimp scampi
Some of my best friends are other species!
Imposing your will is just good parenting
A glimmer of self-awareness
Love comes in all forms
Perhaps it's Sweeps Week
You have your therapy, She has hers
Burning those bridges in style
Angling for a less expensive option
Inconvenience by mail
How did it fit in the box?
Everyone's hypothetical wedding
Fashion advice from the shameless
All the joy is just ready to spill out
I can't deal with that now!
The born-again virgin
I married a sea cucumber
This is my formal T-shirt
A B-52 carpet-bombing run
Fresh-squeezed Zig Zag, not from concentrate
Starting things off with a literal bang
On the periphery of sanity
Starting off with honesty
An 'I do' or two later
Thanks to Anime Lyrics dot com
Black and white on black and white
The ride never truly ends
In the middle of madness
I always cry and get drunk at weddings
835 strips in 20 years? I guess it'll have to do.