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Sabrina Online is a comic strip written by Eric Scwartz between 1996 and 2016. This site has archives of the complete run, including the Christmas specials, in both viewable and printable versions.
Find out more about the characters on the Cast & Crew pages
There are some Sabrina Online fan-drawn strips in the Fan Artwork pages.
You can also download the strips directly in on-screen or printable form.
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Strips from 1996
  • Computerfest Special
  • What's an Omega?
  • Noooooooo problem
  • Essentials
  • Worse odds than the lotto
  • Small Victories
  • Hindsight is 20:60
  • Backstory, Part I
  • Backstory, Part II
    Xmas: I know the mistletoe's wrong

    Strips from 1997
  • A quick trip to Miami later
  • Approval seeking
  • She's kidding, folks.
  • Gratuitous Shower Scene
  • No, that is NOT Ms. Pac-Man.
  • Information is fear
  • Crappiest TV show I've ever seen
  • A Flurried MUCK
  • OK, so not ALL Internet chat is like this
  • Obviously Mr. Right's typing style
  • Gateway show then Gateway 2000 - Coincidence?
  • The title doesn't mean Sabrina's in every strip
  • Sexier than we've ever seen her before
  • The beauty of American Health Care
  • You've probably guessed by now.
  • Ban all Purses
  • IRC: Take Two
  • Enter Tabitha
  • The Patsy
  • Fowl Terror Incarnate
  • Probably not a ringing endorsement
  • Duck and Cover
  • Damn Pulsars
  • Exactly how does that door work?
  • Parental Discretion Advised
  • First known Warp jump by a wolf
    Xmas: Hooray for Laser Prime

    Strips from 1998
  • Not Quite Aftermath
  • Pavlov would be proud
  • Viva Cliche
  • One Chinchilla's Idea of Romance
  • Unintentionally Secret Admirer
  • Shattering the Dream
  • Muffled Revelation
  • Computer Generated Text Galore
  • Almost as good as it looks
  • One surprise after another
  • Gratified on several fronts
  • Chat, MAME, life, the universe, and everything
  • Homage to See-CAD
  • A little close to home
  • It's so crazy, She just might work
  • Product placement
  • The movable object
  • Good-night bedsprings
  • Rude awakening
  • Now there's something you don't see everyday
  • When Optimal Attacks
  • You've always wondered
  • Iomega makes computers?
  • Yes Virginia, there is Quake for Amiga.
  • You call THIS an anniversary?
  • The Job Interview
  • Plot Development in Low Resolution
  • big, boxy, and big
  • Autobots and E-mail don't mix
  • Alone at lost
  • Road Trip, Part 1: Wolves are Large
  • Recycled narrator humor
    Xmas: Wrong Collector

    Strips from 1999
  • Road Trip Part 2: En Route Philosophy
  • Spam, e-mail, sausage, spam and spam
  • Road Trip Part 3: Carl and Carrie Squirrel
  • Road Trip Part 4: Not under my roof!
  • A few too many suits
  • Technological threat
  • Third person
  • Silly BlackRabbit, that trick's not for kids!
  • The initials do not read as F.L.A.
  • Monologue or dialogue?
  • Recap
  • The Mutual Deception Society
  • A very scary new beginning
  • Introducing the Anti-Sabrina
  • Close Talk
  • My kind of employer
  • Skunks can blush?
  • Week one: Monday
  • Week one: Tuesday
  • Week one: Wednesday
  • Week one: Thursday
  • Week one: Payday
  • Motorola menace
  • Brushing of teeth to follow
  • Too close and too far
  • Introduction to one-handed typing
  • As the dust settles
  • Shame and euphemisms
  • A better actress than most
  • Shifting on the fly
  • Speaking with the inner child
  • Starting something
  • You people didn't see this
  • The brick
  • Ladylike vulgarity
  • Packing the car
  • Where many jokes died for the good of the story
  • One long wait in the registration line later
  • You know what they say about big hands
  • It's about damn time!
  • Count your blessings
  • Return of a legend
  • One more long-anticipated moment
  • Such a mounth on that girl!
  • Hostility on I-71
  • Meanwhile, back at the ranch
  • I knew we'd forgotten something
  • Memories of Night Court
  • View of destiniy
  • Pain thresholds
  • Motherhood means pain-killers
  • My only joke on the subject
  • Self and sensitivity
    Xmas: Isn't he a motorcycle now?

    Strips from 2000
  • Happy millenium, baby.
  • Defused
  • Seeing both sides of the conversation
  • OK, NOW it's my last joke
  • Too wiped out for revenge now
  • Self deprecating
  • Should've given her Jetstorm
  • A long time coming
  • Saw that one coming up 5th Avenue
  • Personal Space
  • Possibly not until graduation
  • I call them Publicity and Marketing
  • Baby up to the bar
  • The little nipper
  • Up, out and away
  • ... Said the spider to the fly
  • Backing down until cornered
  • Painful Revelation
  • Notice she didn't say 'if'?
  • High hopes
  • Lingerie models
  • A deviant to both sides
  • Fading apology
  • Post-proposition proposition
  • Is that the Clinton definition of sex?
  • The acid test
  • The fantasy sequence
  • The road to home
  • Meet Tina
  • Touched a nerve?
  • The welcome back strip
  • Prelude to a date
  • Prelude to anxiety
  • Prelude to bad satire
  • Prelude to the next installment
  • Post-order
  • Ointment, meet fly
  • Windows not me
  • Signs of a couple
  • The Cincinatti peace accord
  • Xmas 99 explained
  • No interruptions this time
  • No, not THAT Springfield
  • International stalkers
  • The freak flag flies
  • The obligatory Amiga strip
  • The trivial tribute to Tatsuya
    Xmas: I believe in Santa Claus - and Columbus

    Strips from 2001
  • Klassics of komedy
  • Disregard all other accounts
  • Inseduction
  • Darn near talked out of it
  • Responsible cartooning
  • How about a roadmap and a GPS?
  • Esteem of thge self
  • Greetingd from the wild jungle skunks
  • Legion
  • Apologies needed?
  • Better than waking up next to Zig Zag
  • Guess who's coming to breakfast
  • Confidence builder
  • Somehow the porn stars are always the first to know
  • Mindgames
  • Flattery will get you employees
  • Conversational Sycophantism
  • AIM for your goals
  • When was Zig Zag a scout?
  • Where's Steve Irwin when you need him?
  • Survival talk
  • Twice the standard plot devices for your money
  • The character shuffle
  • Where's my five bucks?
  • Name that dress
  • Two tortures for the price of one
  • Promise or threat
  • Too many babysitters spoil the strip
  • Rabbit rip-off
  • No silicone was used in the making of this strip
  • Disgruntled
  • Out of the mouths of babes
  • Works out to a little over forty strips a year.
  • Not too bad an offer
  • Intuition
  • Masher
  • The punchline is street crime?
  • Skunk biology lesson
  • Little miss tactful
  • Fear showed up late today
  • The front side of Monday
  • The back side of Monday
  • A little give and take
  • No tickling required
  • Sometimes a Railspike is just a J-5
    Xmas: Beware your boss this holiday season

    Strips from 2002
  • Comic interruptus
  • Is this the preachy part?
  • What's with all the word balloons?
  • No, this is the CLASSY kind of porn
  • It has been a while
  • Don't try two jokes at once
  • Where do they get shoes?
  • An armada can't fight a puppy
  • Girl talk
  • What could a title add?
  • Reunited to reunite
  • Intro to the everyday
  • TIMMAH!!
  • I thought we'd covered this
  • A diaper-bundle of joy
  • Welcome to Bizarro-world
  • He becomes Darth Vader in the next movie
  • Bookery
  • The return of the 'eighties
  • Corruption
  • Supreme MUNKY theatre
  • Quake off!
  • Romance and roommates
  • Fastest baby in the midwest
  • Toddlers have no respect for privacy
  • An armada of voyeurs
  • Invasion of the tots
  • Do... taxes?
  • Don't blame the writing!
  • Set for adventure
  • Field Trip - part zero
  • Field Trip - part one
  • Field Trip - part two
  • Field Trip - part three
  • Considering she works in an adult studio...
  • Field trip part 5 - Girl talk
  • Field trip part 6 - Group photo
  • Field trip part 7 - Nap time
  • Field trip finals
  • The toy everyone wants this season
  • From the Little Miss Tramp collection
    Xmas: So sappy, you'll hunger for pancakes

    Strips from 2003
  • Is it New Year's already?
  • If only Al Qaeda were this easy to deal with
  • The Nightbirds and the Bumblebees
  • I didn''t know she had call waiting
  • Dirty little secrets
  • Isn't it fun to discuss porn stars with your dad?
  • How much for the peep show?
  • Just a few words too many
  • Maybe I should have just done a crayon Sabrina
  • The government gets a cut of that
  • Unusually interesting junk mail
  • Studio antics
  • This isn't over
  • Back to our regularly scheduled story
  • Phone-tag solitare
  • The unstoppable force
  • Time to meet the family
  • He could just play with the packaging instead
  • Stresses and strains
  • Paid informant
  • The sound of silence
  • Can't cut and paste forever!
  • Interrogative
  • Bombshell
  • On the sidelines
  • On the frontlines
  • Repeated lines
  • If only she was here to see this
  • Well-adjusted
  • Conflicts of interest
  • Unplanned parenthood
  • Bet you though I forgot about him
  • Showdown
  • Wrapping up storylines makes Todd happy
  • After-dinner meal
  • What could possibly ruin such a fine evening?
  • A collect calling number ad goes wrong
    Xmas: Alternate Santa

    Strips from 2004
  • Anniversaries
  • Two skunks in a car
  • The car must've looked different at night
  • Ashland
  • I have bad news, ... and bad news
  • Toy budget
  • Putting the 'I' in 'car'
  • The Moss Hoss
  • Test drive
  • Counting holidays, it's more like 308
  • Non-canonical
  • Dealer markup
  • Negotiation among professionals
  • Not all that much later
  • The magic of memo recorders
  • Remember when we used to talk about computers?
  • RTFM
  • Identity crisis
  • RTFGM
  • Transitional strip
  • The beast in the machine
  • I don't draw cars so well
  • Strip title coming in Sabrina Online 1.5
  • That girl's been hanging around Zig Zag too long
  • You'd think there was a wager involved
  • Gratitude
  • Payback's a Zig Zag
  • Roughly the same age as my car
  • Pegasos meets pornography
  • All files acquired leagally, I'm sure
  • From Galaga to Gauntlet to Gals Panic
  • Atari Flashback
  • I thought they shipped with it on the hard drive
  • Don't you hate it when she's right?
  • Yellow cars get no respect
  • Aren't they cute at that age?
  • Standard discussion
  • So we're doing commercial parodies now?
  • Invitation
  • Do we really need to conserve stones?
    Xmas: Santa's molesting the elves again!

    Strips from 2005
  • Victor Caroli
  • Time to make the donuts
  • The robot master
  • Not exactly Machiavelli
  • Next episode: A Visit From the Pool Boy
  • A meeting of minds
  • It's funny when it happens to others
  • Beware blunt plastic claws and teeth
  • Bouncy personality
  • Is this a trustworthy source?
  • Parents just don't understand
  • Graphical hack
  • View from behind
  • Oh look, a desktop screen!
  • Subtle reminders from life
  • Must be something about that family
  • Blackmail photo
  • How'd you like to find that in your soup?
  • No prescription drugs involved
  • Computers turn on, right?
  • Why can't the obvious answer be the right one?
  • Ten dollars worth in tech support
  • A voice from the dark
  • Toy story too
  • The Beast Wars toys knew how to keep their mouths shut!
  • Closest you'll get to political humor from me
  • The U Pay Us store
  • Screensaver by Jim Sachs
  • Check your cards and boxes
  • Books, radio, TV, movies, video games, and more
  • Use your worktime wisely
  • Not work-safe
  • Timeframes
  • Yo-yo
  • Net lag
  • Meep Meep!
  • Toy's eye view of the holidays
    Xmas: Many happy returns

    Strips from 2006
  • Family Squirrel
  • Self-examination with help
  • Let's try sincerity this time
  • Brilliant!
  • Sun streaker
  • Jinkies and Zoinks!
  • She's gonna have to buy those
  • Call it a sociological experiment if you like
  • Why yes, it is April first
  • I don't wanna grow up
  • Had't though about it until recently
  • A chromium blast of thunder
  • Brought to you by the alcohol industry
  • Life histories
  • Taking the edge off
  • Especial
  • Darn censorship!
  • Which one of them is 'the waves'?
  • Perhaps it's a practice run
  • A brief introduction
  • I won't explain any acronyms
  • Irresistable temptations
  • Temptations two
  • Sunglasses? What time is it?
  • Family discussions
  • The best part of waking up
  • Still groggy
  • Exactly what changing web hosts is like
  • All those baggy eyes in one strip
  • You must be this geeky to ride the ride
  • Look, handwritten typos!
  • Issues of trust and fatigue
  • Some celebrations are just too much
  • Internets, serious business
  • What's my motivation?
  • Brough to you by your phone company
  • Explanations
  • Comparisons
  • Negotiations
  • Final arguments
  • Supressed Rage
  • Avon calling!
    Xmas: It's pronounced HAY-ull

    Strips from 2007
  • Advance marketing
  • Godzilla meets Rodan
  • The wonderful world of genetics
  • Fast forward
  • And she can FLY!
  • What exactly do you mean by self help?
  • Different people want different things
  • Don't look into it or anything, but...
  • Right, and SPAM is meat in a can
  • Check one more family member off the list
  • Almost got away clean
  • Negotiations
  • Not quite in the dark
  • How a relationship works
  • Chicks dig the 'bee
  • Life imitates art imitates life
  • Threequel season
  • Extra panels
  • Movie night begins
  • Someone please think of the children!
  • Information is confusing
  • No talking in the theatre
  • Is this supposed to be a date?
  • Possible spoiler alert
  • Morality play
  • Promises to keep, and miles of tape before I sleep
  • False assumptions
  • What are we, Hawaiians?
  • No wonder Thomas doesn't talk much
  • MINE!
  • Real Gear
  • Flash back too
  • Some kind of video CD tape record
  • Keep that away from the kids! It's expensive!
  • OK, it isn't REALLY a pencil holder
  • Textless
  • Silly, impulsive movie toys
  • Bargaining how-tos
  • A little back-and-forth
  • ...and STAY out!
    Xmas: This Santa TAKES!

    Strips from 2008
  • Not THAT Springfield
  • Geek Trek
  • It's been a long road
  • Dorkstalkers
  • Iron Chef Bachelor
  • Raccoon cuisine
  • First contact with a nemesis
  • Perhaps 'E' stands for 'elitist'
  • Too nice for one's own good
  • Klingons are jerks
  • Toyeurs
  • Insatiable
  • Polite awakening
  • Shattered perceptions
  • Moguls in the making
  • Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode?
  • Things we didn't need to know
  • Charming dirty old man
  • Maybe mothers don't know everything
  • A zest for text
  • What's not to envy?
  • Animated aftershcool special
  • My dad can beat up your dad!
  • Some ice don't melt
  • Let's say 'parents' a few more times
  • Apartment of the misfit toys
  • Ninja lynx
  • Fourth wall! FOURTH WALL!
  • Castoff
  • It wasn't a chicken. It was a BABY!
  • Thinly veiled
  • Who couldn't relate to that?
  • Thinky veiled too
  • True motives
  • Yeah, I'm sick of the campaign too
  • Fragged
  • Decepticrats and Republicons
  • We believe the children are our future
  • The ladylike way to deal with frustration
    Xmas: I got a new President for Christmas

    Strips from 2009
  • Memes? ... in MY webcomic?
  • A sledgehammer to innocence
  • Shockwaves of the F-bomb
  • Long on terminology
  • ARRRHH, Thar be cleavage ahead!
  • Hip to be (a) square
  • When you think eye damage, think Sabrina.
  • De-corruption begets corruption
  • All those impressionists worked in porn too
  • Two gamers on a couch
  • You'll get whiplash like that!
  • Speed up, damn render!
  • Legalese
  • They don't only work on boys
  • Two boobs talk about breasts
  • Bozofied
  • Lucky there's a man who - positively can do
  • What did you expect?
  • Here comes the wall of text!
  • Here's how a whole story could be bypassed
  • Dropping off and digging out
  • What unit of measurement is that?
  • How is that even supposed to work?
  • A swarm of Bumblebees
  • It only gets wierder from here
  • I told you so
  • Everyone loves Toy Story
  • Scale does not exist in toys
  • Sabrina will be back soon, I promise
  • Debris
  • Say what now?
  • I thought we wrapped this up already
  • Not on my watch!
  • Hey, something else!
  • Saw that one coming ... and that.
  • As normal as it gets
  • Daddyhood
  • Off to a flying start
  • Better than it sounds
    Xmas: Don't disturb the baby!

    Strips from 2010
  • Om nom nom!
  • Fleeing the scene
  • All thanks to caller ID
  • Haven't you ever seen a stand-up comic?
  • Apparently you CAN get there from here
  • Earning that mature rating
  • Slightly less than thirty-one flavours
  • Some folks bore easily
  • Meanwhile, in the afterglow
  • Rude interruption
  • Kinda like hostage negotiations
  • Maybe, maybe not
  • Now read the fire escape chart on the door
  • Continuing the fanservice
  • Two for flinching
  • Might have to backtrack a bit for this one
  • Derailing the train of thought
  • Manipulation
  • Once more unto the breach
  • Head of a one-person crew
  • So this is the new job
  • The tightest security
  • That's (not) what she said
  • If you teach a skunk to fish...
  • Welcome to the internet
  • The meme combo platter
  • The greate internet something theory
  • Chill out and has cheezburger
  • An idea so good others already thought of it
  • Zig Zag Online
  • It can only go downhill from here
  • A wall of text with bricks
  • It must be one hell of a career day
  • Imagine the camera view
  • In the middle of two conversations
  • Taking off to run a few errands
  • The strawman parade begins
  • Menage a what?
  • Needs more panels
    Xmas: Less cost and molestation than airline travel

    Strips from 2011
  • Beware the frustrated lynx
  • Like boot camp, except not
  • Back to what passes for reality
  • Happy Valentines
  • No girls on the internet
  • You get what you pay for
  • You mean this isn't India?
  • Vixie Pie
  • Is this a business or personal call?
  • Pony references - it's the law
  • Turning point
  • This stuff happens at the office all the time
  • She always uses her whole ass
  • The student has become the other thing
  • People kept asking
  • Shifting on the fly
  • Idealism
  • One man's retro is another's ... not retro
  • Parting company
  • Manipulation
  • Foreign policy
  • Living vicariously
  • My shameless sense is tingling
  • Entice them with candy and video games
  • Wait, what?
  • How about we call you Bruce?
  • Two thumbs pointed wherever
  • Morality as applied to warring machines
  • Am I that predictable?
  • Pep talk
  • Dead-end career choice
  • Remember her?
  • Gettin' all meta
  • Minicons
  • Write what you know
  • It's like 1996 all over again
  • The spin of art
  • Adequately drawn kitties
  • I choose not to grasp subtlety today
  • Beware of overhanging vixens
  • Closet jokes
  • If only...
  • Updating the punchlines
    Xmas: Worlds within worlds

    Strips from 2012
  • Makes more sense in the nineties
  • F5
  • Totally different in all ways
  • Sheen's accountant loved the strip
  • A smirk you could hear
  • Needs one of those little Spock beards
  • Childhood destroyed
  • I'm pretty sure it's really awesome
  • Maybe from TVTropes?
  • Let's see how long this takes
  • Losing yourself in your work
  • Recursion
  • Darn that jargon!
  • Role reversal
  • I'm pretty sure she said 'ducks'.
  • Cut and paste your grudges
  • Deconstruction
  • Ooh, dark!
  • The long, distinguished, short career
  • Also available in space
  • The nend of the end
  • An honest relationship
  • How to burn bridges without really trying
  • A strip about nothing
  • Have you tried Facebook?
  • Well, their brains ARE plastic
  • Trotting out old stoock from the back room
  • In relative terms
  • Never meet your fan base
  • Hostage negotiations
  • It's hard to tell them apart sometimes
  • And just two days from retirement, too
  • Could this be how it all ends?
  • Shame on you who believed the worst
  • Love in hell
  • Thank you Mr. Exposition
  • Brave faces
  • Angry squirrels is a less popular game
  • The Ultimate Cliffhanger
    Xmas: Death takes a holiday

    Strips from 2013
  • We now return to your regularly-scheduled strip
  • Dancing in the dark
  • Late to the party
  • The alley is THE place to be
  • The thug-sitter
  • Personalized service
  • Allegedly
  • Unwritten rules
  • Air capsule
  • Price of admission
  • Larger and smaller boxes
  • Cliffhangers atop cliffhangers
  • The April Fools' joke is it's the truth
  • Congress should take notes
  • So romantic you could puke
  • Upended
  • The fall of Cybertron
  • Upheaval
  • Caveman plot
  • Tolerance levels
  • The unwitting freeloaders
  • A return to departure
  • Dumpster Cops: A Quinn-Martin production
  • 'Gardening' should be in quotes
  • They need better soundproofing
  • Not your average family discussion
  • Miranda who?
  • An eye-opening experience
  • No one is listening to this, right?
  • Because trials happen right away
  • Wanna see the scars?
  • Zig Zag's lawyer was just off-panel the entire time
  • You belong here
  • Zig Zag gets some time off
  • No, fee YOU!
  • They don't even scatter when the lights go on
  • Studio pillow talk
  • They said it was a two-bedroom in the ad
  • Please speak directly into the bolo tie
  • A little mishap with the catsup
  • Just kidding ... probably
  • How to settle
    Xmas: Novelty bubble pipe

    Strips from 2014
  • Fried
  • Tearful goodbyes
  • It IS an angry group, after all
  • Our new special friend
  • To be fair, one car IS a hatchback
  • We'll call him 'Babies McStrawman'
  • Looks a little like college
  • It's either overconfidence or low self-esteem
  • The rising word balloon tide
  • Beware geeks bearing gifts
  • Reunion
  • We now return to our previously scheduled argument
  • Could be worse - Could be body pillows
  • Ceiling Cat's replacement
  • Acquaintances
  • What that extended service plan gets you
  • A transcript from a call center in India
  • Sabrina Menzel, AKA Burrito Supreme
  • Taking charge
  • The slutty pose couch
  • You're not getting out that easily
  • The kind of strip written before seeing the movie
  • Minicon Saga: Chapter the first
  • Ammonites, actually
  • No one's going to career day
  • It could segue to the birds and the bees talk
  • Not a euphemism for anything
  • Can't fault the logic
  • Love amongst the lipless
  • Dodging the issue
  • Count to ten after viewing the internet.
  • Pretend it's last month
  • Don't question it, just do it
  • Shifting without the clutch
  • Always trust a faceless bartender
  • A striped perspective
  • A slip of the lip could sink a 'ship
  • Pretty much 1999 to now
  • How to properly corrupt our youth
  • Tiff
  • Transitional phase
  • Truly honest job interviews are rare
    Xmas: Sabrina wants more on-screen time next year

    Strips from 2015
  • Passing the Timmy torch
  • Night shift
  • Schedule conflict
  • Enlightened misogyny
  • Plots revolve on a knife point
  • Wolf outta nowhere
  • Spike seems more like a Galaxy Note guy
  • One baby step at a time
  • Incentive program
  • Mood Whiplash
  • Little miss bossy pants
  • Our meritocracy works differently
  • Remember when phones were phones?
  • Let's open that can of worms
  • What an adorable little rage-ball
  • A laugh-a-minute riot
  • Not history... Zigstory
  • More Zigstory
  • Just asking for a friend
  • The montage music is unusual
  • The punchline is tedium
  • Curious ideas about relationships
  • Devastating the conversation
  • Hypocrisy only looks bad when examined
  • It can only get dumber from here
  • Everyone finds out sooner or later
  • Must be National Snog your Shrink Day
  • Seems like fine criteria to me
  • Now THAT's a dramatic pause
  • It's as if the comic was in real time
  • Flash-forward 2: generational truths
  • Shovel some coal into the Commodore
  • Flash-Forward 4: Skunk body anomolies
  • Flash-Forward Five
  • Flash-forward 6: Respectable work
  • Flash-forward 7: Skunk Sisters
  • Flash-forward 8: Ugly Ziggy
  • Flash-forward 9: Porn Art Online
  • FF 10: Narcissism beta test
  • Flash-forward 11: Beware the cloud
    Xmas: Postcards from 2030

    Strips from 2016
  • FF 12: They're magically disgruntled
  • Flash-Forward Thirteen: Tabitha Two
  • Flash-Forward Fourteen: Ha-Haaa!... sad.
  • Flash-Forward Fifteen: Mutterances
  • FF 16: In the words of Hank Hill...
  • The inner black and white
  • It only took five months - what's your hurry?
  • No name change needed on that parody
  • Ever see 'Alien'?
  • November 2015
  • Maybe it's just some bad shrimp scampi
  • Some of my best friends are other species!
  • Imposing your will is just good parenting
  • A glimmer of self-awareness
  • Love comes in all forms
  • Must-see TV
  • Geek sync
  • Perhaps it's Sweeps Week
  • You have your therapy, She has hers
  • Burning those bridges in style
  • Angling for a less expensive option
  • Inconvenience by mail
  • How did it fit in the box?
  • Everyone's hypothetical wedding
  • Fair-weather friendship
  • Fashion advice from the shameless
  • All the joy is just ready to spill out
  • I can't deal with that now!
  • The born-again virgin
  • I married a sea cucumber
  • This is my formal T-shirt
  • A B-52 carpet-bombing run
  • Fresh-squeezed Zig Zag, not from concentrate
  • Starting things off with a literal bang
  • On the periphery of sanity
  • Starting off with honesty
  • An 'I do' or two later
  • Thanks to Anime Lyrics dot com
  • Black and white on black and white
  • The ride never truly ends
  • In the middle of madness
  • I always cry and get drunk at weddings
  • 835 strips in 20 years? I guess it'll have to do.